신데렐라 VS 벨(미녀와야수) 공주 랩배틀

 

신데렐라 벨(미녀와 야수) 랩배틀

신데렐라는 사라 미셸 겔러 (Sarah Michelle Gellar)가

벨은 휘트니 아발론(Whitney Avalon)이 연기했네요.

말이 필요없어요. 너무 웃겨요.

** LYRICS **

CINDERELLA

Another princess in my shadow come to covet my crown

You clowns wanna throw down with the best in a gown?

I’m the legendary story of rags to riches

Rhymes sharper than a needle and I’m giving out stitches (ha!)

Like a wilting rose you can’t step to my flows

These girls are trippin’, did they cut off their toes?

I deserve all the praise for the foot-fetish craze

I’ve got itty-bitty kicks, but legs for days

Let’s look at your mentality, Freud loves your abnormality

The Stockholm Syndrome Story: Beauty and the Bestiality

Of course you’re bitter, I’m the number one star

Pumpkin carriage, perfect marriage, no one cares who you are

BELLE

What’s my name? (Belle!) What’s it mean? (Beauty!)

I’m the perfect combination of brains and booty

While I’m gaining knowledge you’re losing your pumps

Like Mrs. Potts I’m serving shots and dishing out lumps

Cindy’s dreaming she’s important, well, somebody should wake her

This gold-digging trophy wife’s the royal babymaker

Fear the nerdy, wordy princess ‘cause I’m throwing more shade

Than the willow tree growing on your dead mother’s grave

Your tale as old as time sets us back fifty years

Do your chores, clean the floors ‘til a man just appears 

You’re shallow and obsessed with looks and how you’re dressed

You wanna live like Gaston? (Hmmm?) Please, be our guest

CINDERELLA

Oh, I’m the one who’s shallow ‘cause your prince was really hairy?

The Beast was in the friend zone ‘til he gave you his library

Your points have no merit, you’re jealous, declare it

Like I’ve always said: if the shoe fits, wear it

I’m the American dream with a fairy-tale wedding

You’ve got teapots for friends and I think your man’s shedding

Some things are meant to be like love at first sight

Bibbidi-bobbidi-booyah he was mine before midnight

BELLE

A relationship rookie wants to rap about romance?

You can’t fall in love after just one dance

My prince saved my life and don’t be misled

I want a man in the street but a beast in the bed

Your film stars mice and cats with an old, fat fairy

Your silly story’s shoehorned into freakin’ “Tom and Jerry”

You say you want to party, next you run off down the halls

It’s like you always choke once you make it to the balls

CINDERELLA

You think that’s funny? Here’s a history lesson, honey

My movie saved the studio when Walt was out of money

You followed in my footsteps, without me there’s no you

Disney built an empire on these tiny glass shoes

BELLE

If you’re so adored where’s your Academy Award?

I’m the smart female heroine that can’t be ignored

The moral of our quarrel and why I’ve got you beat

It’s what’s inside that matters not the size of your feet